Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
problemsofapointeshoewearer: lumos5000: i’m a sci-fi girl in a sci-fi world life is plastic it’s fantastic Admit it, you sang this.
Bored. Bored. B.O.R.E.D.
Anonymous asked: I'm great, almost out of classes. ALMOST. How about you?
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
Anonymous asked: You called, beautiful?
I miss my anon !!!
condorn: *loses a follower* aw its a shame everyones deleting these days!!!
grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
pizzayacht: emotionslikeateaspoon: entires: cryism: quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence and had had and do do hahaHA u said doo doo Q
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meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
definitelyafangirl: patruelesfratresomnes: donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
hamsterangst: when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
e-l-i-j-a-h-w-o-o-d: elijahwood: imagine if celebrities decided to sign up on tumblr and they try to make their url their name shut up
therainbowpanda9: So, you bought tumblr. But that doesn’t mean that you can change it the way you want to. Remember the billions of blogs and the millions of posts this site has? That’s all going to go away once you change this site for the worse. Billions of users will vanish before your eyes. So I suggest that you keep it the way it is and don’t throw all of your Yahoo shit into it, ok? -The...
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Getting on your period right before a big event
1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
Why am I losing followers???? :(
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them